Author Topic: Let's Write a Limerick Together!  (Read 25923 times)

Offline Harley Quin

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4635 on: 13-03-2018, 11:31:01 »
There was a young man from Sydney,
Who only had one kidney.
Harley Quin is a mystery. He appears and disappears unexpectedly and by strange tricks of light and reflections; making his clothes seem brightly multicoloured like the theatrical Harlequin.

Offline Dottie

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4636 on: 13-03-2018, 11:56:58 »
There was a young man from Sydney,
Who only had one kidney.
He went down to the River
where he lost his liver
Flies and Bugs have no place in my life thats why I have lovely friends

Offline Dottie

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4637 on: 13-03-2018, 12:00:35 »
There was a young man from Sydney,
Who only had one kidney.
He went down to the River
where he lost his liver
which was later found by Mr Gidney
Flies and Bugs have no place in my life thats why I have lovely friends

Offline luckygibbo

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4638 on: 13-03-2018, 12:03:16 »
 :D :D :D :D :D
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Offline Max Mallowan

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4639 on: 13-03-2018, 12:56:46 »
next:

There once was a man named Slick,
"You didn't complain or say it was my fault. It was at that moment I began to think you were wonderful." ..Agatha to Max 1930..

Offline Jane Marple

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4640 on: 13-03-2018, 13:25:42 »
There once was a man named Slick,
Who was very good with the odd trick
"There is a great deal of wickedness in village life," said Miss Marple, softly.

Offline George

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4641 on: 13-03-2018, 13:28:45 »
There once was a man named Slick,
Who was very good with the odd trick
He worked every morning
A Decent Sort Of A Chap

Offline Max Mallowan

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4642 on: 13-03-2018, 14:29:40 »
There once was a man named Slick,
Who was very good with the odd trick
He worked every morning,
But caught in the awning,
"You didn't complain or say it was my fault. It was at that moment I began to think you were wonderful." ..Agatha to Max 1930..

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4643 on: 13-03-2018, 15:08:46 »
There once was a man named Slick,
Who was very good with the odd trick
He worked every morning,
But caught in the awning,
Along with a fellow called Dick




this is the clean version :D

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4644 on: 13-03-2018, 15:12:55 »
A nubile young wench from Southampton

Offline luckygibbo

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4645 on: 13-03-2018, 15:26:19 »
A nubile young wench from Southampton
Many parts of her body had been camped on
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Offline George

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4646 on: 13-03-2018, 15:40:01 »
A nubile young wench from Southampton
Many parts of her body had been camped on
By policemen and postmen
A Decent Sort Of A Chap

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4647 on: 13-03-2018, 16:21:17 »
A nubile young wench from Southampton
Many parts of her body had been camped on
By policemen and postmen
Not forgetting the coalmen

Offline George

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4648 on: 13-03-2018, 16:31:44 »
A nubile young wench from Southampton
Many parts of her body had been camped on
By policemen and postmen
Not forgetting the coalmen
And a biker from York with his lamps on.
A Decent Sort Of A Chap

Offline luckygibbo

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Re: Let's Write a Limerick Together!
« Reply #4649 on: 14-03-2018, 03:28:15 »
 :D :D :D :D :D
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.