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Offline Dottie

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3 Old Ladies
« on: 09-02-2018, 17:45:27 »
Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together.

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
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Offline Jane Marple

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #1 on: 09-02-2018, 18:56:51 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Offline luckygibbo

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #2 on: 10-02-2018, 08:00:27 »
Dottie, that is a classic. Can't you hear me laughing all the way from Down Under. It's one of the funniest I've seen in a long time.  :D :D :D :D :D
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Offline Merrytel

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #3 on: 10-02-2018, 08:03:58 »
Brilliant Dottie .
Semper in excrementum !

Offline Merrytel

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #4 on: 10-02-2018, 08:06:06 »
Reminds me of the two old ladies sitting on the beach when a young male streaker ran by ! one of the old dears had a stroke there & then.....











the other one couldn't reach !   :D
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Offline Harley Quin

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #5 on: 10-02-2018, 09:06:42 »
Trouble is, Dottie, it reminds me of me! (Although I'm not quite that bad yet!)
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Offline Dottie

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #6 on: 10-02-2018, 09:44:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Offline luckygibbo

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #7 on: 10-02-2018, 10:50:04 »
I didn't see the bottom part of your joke, Tel. You are a digger deviant.
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Offline Harley Quin

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #8 on: 10-02-2018, 16:47:28 »
I missed the complete joke, Gibbo!  ::)
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Offline luckygibbo

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #9 on: 11-02-2018, 03:55:35 »
Don't worry, HQ. It will come to you.  ;D
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Offline John Pickup

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #10 on: 11-02-2018, 21:10:56 »
Don't worry, HQ. It will come to you.  ;D

Don't bank on it.
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Offline Mudgie

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #11 on: 16-02-2018, 01:37:41 »
Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together.

One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"

The 94-year-old yells back, "I don't know. I'll come up and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea and listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks on wood for good measure. She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."
Dottie,
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Offline Harley Quin

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #12 on: Yesterday at 16:06:04 »
I know - the older I get the less funny they seem to be!  :(
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Offline John Pickup

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Re: 3 Old Ladies
« Reply #13 on: Yesterday at 18:56:43 »
You must struggle to find anything to laugh at then Harley?
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