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Offline John Pickup

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1830 on: 22-02-2018, 19:53:53 »
I haven't started wetting my plants yet.

Surprising, considering your age.  ;D
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Offline Max Mallowan

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1831 on: 23-02-2018, 09:16:52 »
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Offline Harley Quin

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1832 on: 23-02-2018, 09:44:18 »
I must admit, I'd've waited outside the door!  ;D
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Offline luckygibbo

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1833 on: 23-02-2018, 10:56:24 »
A bloke was mowing his lawn when he noticed his female neighbour march out to her mailbox. She peered inside, scratched her head and walked back inside. 5 mins later and the same thing happens again. This goes on for quite awhile until she screams out "damn, bleep, bleep, bleepity bleep" and slams the lid of the box. "Hey!", the bloke says, "What the heck is going on? In and out, checking your mailbox and now turning the air blue with foul language.". She looks him in the eye and screams "That bloody computer my useless husband gave me is rubbish, I'm throwing it out. It keeps telling me I've got mail and there's nothing there.".  ::)
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Offline PuffTheMagicDragon

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1834 on: 23-02-2018, 14:40:33 »
 :D :D :D Good one Gibbo.
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Offline Max Mallowan

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1835 on: 05-03-2018, 13:35:21 »


John broached this on another thread.
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Offline luckygibbo

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« Reply #1836 on: 05-03-2018, 14:15:19 »
You've been taking snapshots through my window Max!!! :D :D :D :D :D
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Offline Harley Quin

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1837 on: 05-03-2018, 17:51:44 »
That's the wife, Max, what does the husband look like?
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Offline luckygibbo

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1838 on: 06-03-2018, 02:09:53 »
Ah! So that's what black pudding looks like.  :o
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Offline Max Mallowan

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1839 on: 10-03-2018, 17:30:41 »
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Offline Jane Marple

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1840 on: 10-03-2018, 17:58:17 »
Some good ones, there. ;D ;D
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Offline Dottie

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1841 on: 10-03-2018, 18:40:59 »
Max I saw that when a friend posted it on Facebook, and I stole it and put it on my page and my friends and family loved it. ;D ;D ;D
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Offline Max Mallowan

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1842 on: 12-03-2018, 23:53:28 »
I saw it on facebook too Dottie! :)
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Offline Max Mallowan

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1843 on: 12-03-2018, 23:54:17 »
Ah! So that's what black pudding looks like.  :o

 :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
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Offline luckygibbo

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Re: Tell a Joke - Put it in this thread.
« Reply #1844 on: 13-03-2018, 02:29:35 »
 :D :D :D :D :D
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