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Offline Dottie

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Redefined Words
« on: 10-02-2018, 12:07:09 »
The following words have new definitions for the dictionary.

Adult  A person who has stopped growing at both ends but starts growing at the middle.

Cannibal  Somebody who is fed up with people.

Dust  Dehydrated mud.

Gossip  A person who will never tell a lie, as long as the truth will cause more damage.

Secret  Something you pass on to one person at a time.


Wrinkles  Something other people have. (you have character lines).

Committee  A body that keeps minutes but wastes hours. 

Here endeth the first lesson.    ;D ;D ;D
Not everybody called Wright can be Wong,  and not everybody called Black is Wight.

Offline Merrytel

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Re: Redefined Words
« Reply #1 on: 10-02-2018, 12:27:00 »
 Dentist,

A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
If this is the best life has to offer ..........:(

Offline Max Mallowan

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Re: Redefined Words
« Reply #2 on: 10-02-2018, 14:14:08 »
Good ones guys! :) :)
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Offline PuffTheMagicDragon

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Re: Redefined Words
« Reply #3 on: 10-02-2018, 14:21:47 »
 :D :D :D
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Offline Jane Marple

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Re: Redefined Words
« Reply #4 on: 10-02-2018, 16:15:17 »
 ;D ;D
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Offline Courtenay

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Re: Redefined Words
« Reply #5 on: 10-02-2018, 16:43:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D